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Different || 03
Saturday, November 16, 2013
"Oh my god Skylar where have you been?! I thought Harry had kidnapped you or something!" Kim went all crazy as soon as she opened the door.
I giggled. "Calm your tits! I have a lot to tell you!"
"Yeah you are so going to tell me everything! Your face is all over the internet!"
"No way!"
"Yes way! Come one in before the fans found out that you're living here," she pulled me in and locked the door straight away.
I plopped down on the comfortable beige couch, not wanting to go up again. Kim came to me with a glass of orange juice and some chips. I quickly shove the tasty juice down my throat.
"Whoa there, didn't Harry give you anything to drink?"
"No, where do you think we went, McDonalds?" I gave her a weird look.
She giggled. "Well then you need to tell me where did you go."
"Duh, we didnt go anywhere. We were just talking in the car."
"Really? Tell me more!" She exclaimed excitedly. I can actually feel her mentally jumping up and down like a kid in a candy store.
"Gee, calm down will ya? He was just explaining to me about how the management was forcing him to get a girlfriend because the Larry Stylinson and 'Harry is the manwhore one' was just too much to handle. So he asked me if I would like to help him by faking a relationship with him..." I stop at that sentence to take a look at Kim's face.
She's actually listening carefully. I thought she fell asleep or something because she was all quiet.
"And then you said yes.......?"
"Well I felt sorry to see him troubled and all sad so I agreed."
"I KNEW IT! HECK YEA," Kim punched the air like she had just won the world.
I laughed at her. "You're stupid, okay?"
"Yup, I'm stupid and you're Harry's girlfriend. Do you have his number?" She suddenly asked with a serious tone.
"Whoa, you're scary. And yep, I have his number. So what?" I replied.
She shrugged. "Nothing, just asking."
"Weirdo." I said quietly at her, taking the bag of chips from her hand and ran up the stairs. Halfway there, I can hear her shouting, "That's mine you bitchy bitch!" I laughed and opened up my bedroom door.
Putting the chips on the bed, I took off my black Vans that I wore from the morning and kick it under my study table. I also took off my beige cardigan. Walking into my walk-in closet, I hung the cardigan back to its place and changed into my pajamas which consist of a Geek long-sleeved shirt, a checkered shorts. I put on my cute little socks on because it was freezing cold. I walked into the bathroom to remove my makeup and brush my teeth. I put my hair into a half-braided messy bun.
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Done with it, I laid on my bed and eat the chips quietly, thinking about what had just happened to me today. That was sick, meeting 1/5 of One Direction and their bodyguard and actually had a talk with him. What makes me think that I'm dreaming is that I'm in a fake relationship with Harry Styles. Seriously? I mentally slapped across my face. I was kinda scared that I will surely receive a bunch of hates from the Directioners fandom.
Suddenly my door burst open, revealing a smiling Kim in her pajamas. I sigh and sit up on the bed.
"Oi, knock much?" I asked sarcastically.
"Hehe, sorry. I was just wondering if you wanted to have a movie night since I'm not really up to sleeping right now,"
"Yeah sure, I'm not sleepy yet either." With that, I got up and threw the empty bag of chips into the dustbin and followed Kim downstairs.
After getting all the food that we need, we gathered in front of the telly.
"So, what are we watching?" I asked, throwing some M&Ms into my mouth.
"Um, This Is Us?" She suggested, showing me the dvd that we bought earlier this month.
I gasped. "I forgot about that movie! Yeah let's watch that one,"
Throughout the movie, we were both crying and giggling because of the boy's childish behaviour. I kept on staring at Harry. He's so perfect, I'm not even lying. Kim, on the other hand, was telling how Zayn should be engaged to her and not Perrie. Not to be rude, but we both are not Zerrie shippers.
"Did you know Zayn is going to marry Perrie in some time? Ugh I'm so mad!" Kim mumbled.
I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, but he's better off with you to be honest."
"I know right! Yeah the fact that Perrie is gorgeous and sweet but she's just not suitable for Zayn. They doesnt match!" She sigh roughly.
"And we can do nothing about it," I stated and started to yawn a few times. "I'm going to bed. Arent you tired?" I got up and removed the dust from the chips.
"Nop, I'm going to watch another movie or two. I'll go to bed later. Good night," She said while putting another dvd into the player which I believe is Twilight Breaking Dawn: Part 1. Duh, we watched that like a lot. I shake my head and mumbled a goodnight before going upstairs to my room.
Tucking myself into the blanket, I hear my phone ringing a familiar notification tone. I slide it unlock and saw a mention on twitter. It's from Harry.
"@Harry_Styles: Goodnight @SkylarS , sleep tight. Dont let the bed bugs bite ;) ♥"
I retweeted that one and my mentions started to blow. I click on the button and scrolled through the mentions, just taking a peek on what the fans might been saying. I feel slightly hurt by some rude tweets where the fans was like,
"Ew, you're like a frog mixed with a horse. Not suitable for Harry."
"No just no."
"Bitch, die."
"Ugly whore alert."
But 3/5 of the fans were extremely sweet. I sigh, locking the phone and puting it under my pillow. 'This whole relationship thing, is going to be sick ' I thought, before drifting into unconsiousness.
Different || 02
I stood there, blinking innocently, hand connected his Harry's large ones, picture taken by gazilions of paparazis. I just couldn't take this anymore. I would be fangirling and thanking god in situations like this if I was a different directioner, but I'm not. I am different.
"Sorry but we really need to go," Harry said to the fans, completely ignoring the paparazzis.
Then, a lot of sighs and please-dont-gos could be heard.
Harry then tighten his grip around my wrist and drag me away from there. I just followed his gaze, comepletely uncertain of what to do. I also forgot about Kim's existent.
We ended up entering a black range rover, followed by Paul from behind. Paul then jumped into the driver's seat. Harry gestured me to get on the back seat. I refused.
"Hey look I'm so sorry for dragging you into this thing but I swear I'll explain every single thing later." He said, unsure of his words. He looked troubled though.
"Why me? I mean, yeah. I'm not that girl where people was like, 'Omg she's perfect let me just call her my baby out of nowhere.' You know.." I shrugged, looking at him in the eyes, feeling a little bit lost.
"I'm so sorry. But please, just get on? I'll explain everything. Please?"
I sighed, getting on the luxury car. Paul said nothing but just driving slowly along the road.
I looked outside the window, completely unaware that this was going to happen to me today.
"So..." Harry coughed, trying to start a conversation. "Are you mad at me?"
I chuckled. He looked scared. Hm cute. "Why would I be? But you still owe me an explaination though.."
Harry inhaled deeply, "Management. They're such a bitch. They made me tweet about seeing my girlfriend whatsoever. They also directed me to go out and find someone to go out with! People thinks life as a popstar is awesome, but the fact is that we're controlled. Even with things that are related to our love life." He shakes his head, softly massaging his temples. "They said I need to get a girlfriend because the fans are actually thinking Larry is true. And the rumors about me being the manwhore is just too much. So, if you would help me that would mean the world. Like, I'm literally begging you.
I feel sorry for him, actually. I patted his shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, Harry."
"No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have had gotten you into this." He looked at me in the eyes. "I... if you don't want to be involved with me then it's okay, you can just tell me. I'll try to find someone else."
As much as I don't want to have something to do with him other than fan-idol relationship, I also do want to be his friend. That he can actually trust.
"I'll help you, Harry. If that's going to make you feel better. Don't be sad, please?" I smiled at him.
He looked up, looking slightly surprised. "Really? You're not doing this because you're just feeling sorry for me, right?"
I nodded and earned a friendly hug from him. Wow, that was unexpected. My fangirl self was screaming joyfully. But I am never going to show him that I'm a hardcore directioner, of course.
"So, where are we actually going right now?" I chuckled.
"Wherever. Do you want me to send you to the previous mall?"
"No it's okay. Since we're now just a road away from my house. You can just send me home," Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered of Kim. Oh my god, that poor lady must been super pissed at me.
Harry agreed to the sound of sending me home. I quickly pulled out my phone and decided to send a quick text to Kim. I'm too scared to call her, though. She will definitely scream through the phone and I don't want Harry to hear all of that.
"Um.." Harry spoke up.
"Yeah?"
"Management kind of wants me a tweet a picture of us together.. Do you mind?" He rubbed his neck.
"Sure," I gladly agreed. "I always want to have a picture together with you actually. Since you're all famous and stuff,"
Harry let out a manly chuckle. "Yeah right. Oh by the way, I might want to know my 'girlfriend's name..."
"It's Skylar, Sky for short. Oh and give me your number please, since you're my boyfriend now. Fake of course," I handed my phone at him as he quickly typed his number in and texted himself.
After tweeting a picture of us together, he asked Paul to stop at my address that I had just given him. And giving him a small wave, I rang the doorbell and waited to Kim to answer the door. I also had myself ready to explain every single thing to her too.
Different || 01
Friday, November 15, 2013
"Wake up sleepyhead!!!!!!!!!"
As you can already guess, I woke up this morning to the high-pitched voice.
I groaned and quickly threw my star-shaped pillow at the direction where the voice came from without even opening my eyes tiny bit. Let's just say I'm far from a morning person.
"Baby, you missed!" Kim laughed and threw the pillow back to me. The pillow landed roughly on my face as I shot open my pair of big eyes.
"What do you want, stupid?" I glared at her angrily as she giggled.
"I thought you promised me a shopping trip today?!" She faked a gasp.
My brain did its work to remember last night's event. Oh yeah, I lost the bet where Kim's crush was supposed to text her but he never did.
I yawned and sit up on my bed. "Gee, have you even bathe yet?!"
"I was about to do so but I decided to wake you up first! You are lucky to have a friend like me, okay?"
I rolled my eyes and said, "Whatever. Now go go shushh get out of my room!"
Kim gave me a quick flying kiss before getting the heck out of my room. Yup, I may sound rude but I am a sweetheart really. It's just that my mood wasn't always good in mornings. But Kim didn't mind though because she had known me since birth, so yeah.
Grabbing my phone on the bedside table, I laid back on the bed and opened the twitter app to tweet something.
"@SkylarS: Good morning, just got woken up by the most annoying voice you could possibly hear on the planet."
To my surprise, Kim favourited the tweet replied,
"@KimNotKardashian: @SkylarS Ha ha, dumb. Be thankful I woke you up. Now go get ready!!"
I shook my head and favourited her tweet. I love that stupid Kimberly, she's my best friend forever. Smiling, I put my white iPhone 5 aside and finally decided to have a nice warm bath.
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The weather was nice and it's like the perfect time for a shopping. We went to the mall and had a mouth-watering breakfast at the famous waffle shop in town before starting our shopping spree.
We walked into my favourite shop ever, Forever 21. I spread my hand, touching every clothes along the row.
"Sky, which one do you prefer?" Kim asked showing two gorgeous sweaters. The first one was light blue with a cute kitten doodle on the center of it, and the other was just grey with multiple small owls printed everywhere on it. I rushed at her and grab the owl one.
"This one's perfect!" I exclaimed, examining the sweaters.
She giggled. "I knew you would like that one! I'm having this kitty one though,"
We bought a few more clothes and some shoes. I bought two pairs of vans, one was plain green and another was blue with floral printed design. I'm so in love with vans shoes, they're super comfy and cute! I owned a lot of them.
We also bought a lot of One Direction's merchandise. We are big fans, if you haven't noticed yet.
After helping Kim to pick some converse, we decided it was time to go home. While walking along the sideways to Kim's car, we hear screams and shouts. So we stopped there to figure out what's the noise was all about.
We decided to sit at the bench nearby. Kim was on her phone when she patted my shoulder to show me something. It was a tweet from Harry Styles. It says,
"@Harry_Styles: Perfect day to go out to see my baby girl x"
I gasped at that. And I realized that the boys are in our town for a concert tonight which I had not enough money to buy tickets for. And I realized that they might go out today and caused all those girls to scream like that. Wait, what?
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Kim asked, breaking the not-so-silence silent.
"Do you really think it's them who made the girls went all fangirl mode?"
"I do think so. But baby girl? Seriously Harry?"
"Last time I checked, he's single."
And my mouth hung open when I saw two familiar faces walking towards us with the fans behind them, screaming like crazy. The paps was there too, bombarding them with multiple of questions, all at once. I froze when they come nearer, and one of them actually grab my arm. I think I'm dead. Or am I?
"Hi baby!" Harry cheerfully greeted me. I mean, me?!
We decided to sit at the bench nearby. Kim was on her phone when she patted my shoulder to show me something. It was a tweet from Harry Styles. It says,
"@Harry_Styles: Perfect day to go out to see my baby girl x"
I gasped at that. And I realized that the boys are in our town for a concert tonight which I had not enough money to buy tickets for. And I realized that they might go out today and caused all those girls to scream like that. Wait, what?
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Kim asked, breaking the not-so-silence silent.
"Do you really think it's them who made the girls went all fangirl mode?"
"I do think so. But baby girl? Seriously Harry?"
"Last time I checked, he's single."
And my mouth hung open when I saw two familiar faces walking towards us with the fans behind them, screaming like crazy. The paps was there too, bombarding them with multiple of questions, all at once. I froze when they come nearer, and one of them actually grab my arm. I think I'm dead. Or am I?
"Hi baby!" Harry cheerfully greeted me. I mean, me?!
Different || 00
Thursday, November 14, 2013
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| Skylar Snow Collins (Main girl) |
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| Kimberly Jane Parker (Skylar's bff) |